Character · Book 6, The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

Alpha Male Carl

The son the father wanted, level 69: Grease hair, star boxers with a game-hen bulge, a white gauntlet, buttons reading '#1 Son' and 'Brother of the Century', and Carl's father's voice — 'fist therapy' — whom Donut later picks for her deck over Frank, turns friendly when Carl summons him ('Maybe we should hug it out'), bullies a crab into ascending, and dies with a spider's leg through his head.

Segment appearances

• Chapter 46 — The Reminiscence Hydra
• Chapter 47 — Operation Slut Stomp
• Chapter 68 — Raul's moment
• Chapter 69 — A deity has fallen
• Chapter 70 — Golden Combo

Arc

'Imma get to you in a minute, Lesser Carl' (ch. 46); his card vanishes on its own (ch. 47) and is in the deck by Donut's choice over Frank (ch. 68); 'Hello, little brother!' and a bullied crab (ch. 68); a leg through the head (ch. 70).