Character · Book 6, The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

Quasar

A Null attorney in a hula-girl tie, hired after Carl says the magic words in Orren's office (he wants a lawyer), who sums up the job: 'I can't stop you from getting fucked. But I am the condom.' He calls a pending suit over private messages at fifty-fifty (it wins), secures an injunction against the hunters' outside help, licenses Sensation's Vengeance of the Daughter past the sixth floor, explains Zerzura and Remex the Grand's fall, and turns the Society for the Eradication of Cocker Spaniels into a non-profit that buys a Faction Wars spot. 'You're a taxpaying stockholder now.'

Segment appearances

• Chapter 12 — Shadow Boxer
• Chapter 13 — Milk and potatoes
• Chapter 19 — What's in the box
• Chapter 21 — The warlords' table
• Chapter 35 — Emergency action items
• Chapter 36 — Nekhebit
• Chapter 37 — The eye of the Bedlam Bride
• Chapter 51 — Residuals

Arc

Thumbs for the Baroness, a firm no on the Captain Enormous story (ch. 35, ch. 36); 'You can't un-lick a butthole that's already been licked' (ch. 51).