Character · Book 7, This Inevitable Ruin
Heyzoos
HeyZoos, Uzi Jesus: a unique level-140 totem, origin Ecuador, an anime Christ in a white robe firing an Uzi — 'I am the way, motherfucker' — undead ranged healer with Bullet Hell and Resurrect Totem, given away by Florin because he shot him in the stomach. Fifty per cent compliance and a lie a minute later ('Maybe he's an atheist'); shoots himself in the shoulder; fused into Lazarus; returned as Gold Edition with twin gold Uzis to kill Quan Ch. 'Yeeeee the fuck haw!'
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Arc
A 1970s Death Cult Leader alpha card with Uzi Jesus's voice on the barracks roof (ch. 31); a Veriluxx Real Pet Companion toy on Zander's shelf that suggests starting a church (epilogue).