Chapter 48 of 48 · Book 1, Dungeon Crawler Carl

Epilogue — Epilogue: Odette's couch

Book: Dungeon Crawler Carl · Part: The Second Floor · Previous: Chapter 47 — 124.8 trillion · Floor: Floor 2 — The Second Floor · Series: the series

Opening

“You do realize that thing is going to get you killed, right?

Summary

Epilogue: Odette's couch again, between floors. Mongo in a bow tie for three seconds; the Pork Boy Snick shown to the audience; the news that Death Watch is on hiatus and King Rust of the Skull Empire, now in Earth orbit, would like people to stop saying 'Carl's Naughty Little Piggie' Carl: 'If I was going to turn gay, it wouldn't be with that guy.' The challenge to single combat stands.

Off air: Mordecai's message was refused and Odette knows why ('I pushed him too hard, and he paid dearly for it'); pick a class with pathfinding; let Donut choose first; the Valtay are a parasitic corporate government with a fleet at Borant's door and the next season is theirs; and Mongoliensis is the scientific name — 'You called them velociraptors.' Her last piece of advice is something hidden among Donut's class choices that will make someone very angry. The book ends before she says what.

Characters

• Odette — The interview; the advice; the velociraptor.
• Mongo — Bow tie; bites Lexis; is a velociraptor.
• Carl — 'If I was going to turn gay, it wouldn't be with that guy.'
• Princess Donut — Chasing Mongo into the invisible wall.
• Lexis — Nearly loses a finger.
• Mordecai — Refused Odette; she saw.
• Prince Maestro — Show on hiatus; father in orbit.

Locations

• Production trailers — Odette's boat, second visit.

Motifs

• The Skull Empire — King Rust in orbit.
• The Valtay Corporation — Odette's warning.
• The show — The snick aired to Odette's audience.