Character · Book 6, The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

Doctor Bones

The Penis Parade's crowned skeleton DJ, a level-90 Skin Skellie Bard with a professor's voice off stage, whose patron was Astrid and is now Carl: his Conscript charm and a better Super Spreader than Carl's make the sluggalos. 'Some are even more powerful than yours.'

Segment appearances

• Chapter 34 — Family business
• Chapter 52 — Two of five
• Chapter 61 — Three out of four
• Chapter 65 — Graupel

Arc

Off stage, a college professor's voice: a skin skellie who grows flesh for backup dancing or a patron (ch. 52). His patron was Astrid; now it is Carl. His Conscript and his Super Spreader make the sluggalos (ch. 52, ch. 61).