Character · Book 2, Carl's Doomsday Scenario

Bea

Beatrice, Carl's ex-girlfriend, Donut's owner and handler, in the Bahamas, with her ex-boyfriend along, when the world ends. Never on the page in person; present in Carl's resentment and in every one of Donut's sentences that begins 'Miss Beatrice.'

Segment appearances

• Chapter 5 — Boxes at the Pug
• Chapter 6 — Signet
• Chapter 8 — Water Lily
• Chapter 9 — Heather the Bear
• Chapter 12 — Mongo holds the pyramid
• Chapter 13 — Mordecai's room
• Chapter 14 — The One-Eyed Narwhal
• Chapter 15 — The Desperado Club
• Chapter 17 — GumGum
• Chapter 19 — Danger Zone
• Chapter 23 — Ten sticks of dynamite

Arc

A fan box gives Donut a framed photo from Bea's Instagram, the one of Bea on Brad_the_Chad69's lap that ended the relationship, and Carl finds the weight is gone (ch. 17). Her mother's Thanksgiving advice — seem dumber than you are — is what Carl fears Donut inherited (ch. 12); 'It doesn't take much to make him happy' is what Bea said about him (ch. 12). Chappy, an elf in a top hat, asks Donut on air whether she would leave Carl for Bea (ch. 19); under the glass case Donut says she knows Bea is dead (ch. 24).