Character · Book 8, A Parade of Horribles

Milk

A Cookbook author — sixth edition — whose note on portals Carl reads on the Iron Tangle: 'Portals are hard to understand', dozens of kinds that all work differently, and 'Teleport traps are the worst.'

Segment appearances

• Chapter 58 — Jurgen at the door; Porky's zipper
• Chapter 79 — 715 deals; Britney in Carl's mind; the Nothing in quotes

Arc

At Porky's mattress Carl wonders how long Milk spent alone in a lonely guild (ch. 58); the leavers add their spells to the Book of Voodoo by Milk's method (ch. 79).