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Character · from book 5

Quasar

A Null attorney in a hula-girl tie, hired after Carl says the magic words in Orren's office (he wants a lawyer), who sums up the job: 'I can't stop you from getting fucked. But I am the condom.' He calls a pending suit over private messages at fifty-fifty (it wins), secures an injunction against the hunters' outside help, licenses Sensation's Vengeance of the Daughter past the sixth floor, explains Zerzura and Remex the Grand's fall, and turns the Society for the Eradication of Cocker Spaniels into a non-profit that buys a Faction Wars spot. 'You're a taxpaying stockholder now.'

Race and class, since book 5: Null · Attorney

First appears: Book 5

Series arc

As of book 6. The Null attorney in a hula-girl tie who turned Carl into a corporation in book 5; in book 6 thumbs for the Baroness, a no on the story, and the seizure of a Residual's bin through his office. 'You can't un-lick a butthole that's already been licked.'

Open threads

Status is open or resolved; the chapter after it is the last one that moved the thread.

Thread Opened Status
The Princess Posse in Faction Wars, and the safety-protocol vote B5 ch. 77 resolved · B7 ch. 85 — Won, by forfeit, with fifty thousand veterans and a record count through.

All threads: Open threads.

Through book 5

A Null in a hula-girl tie who appears when Carl says the magic words: lawyers should not exist before the tenth floor, the naked Valtay are the worst, and from now on Carl says nothing to a liaison but 'I want to talk to my lawyer' (B5 ch. 3). A pending suit he called fifty-fifty succeeds (B5 ch. 8), bluffs Sensation (B5 ch. 13), delivers court-ordered messages (B5 ch. 15), gets the injunction (B5 ch. 21), explains Zerzura and Remex the Grand's fall and makes Carl a taxpaying stockholder (B5 ch. 56), and is summoned around a frozen court with a weeping chapter president (B5 ch. 59). He wanted Donut's name on the board, Carl guesses, because everyone else is expected to be dead (B5 ch. 63).

Through book 6

Thumbs for the Baroness and a no on the story (B6 ch. 35, B6 ch. 36); 'You can't un-lick a butthole that's already been licked' (B6 ch. 51).

Through book 7

The orbit a warzone (B7 ch. 1); a Mongo tie, bad deals, the tenth floor's name, and a wife (B7 ch. 88).

Where they appear

Book Chapters they are in (of the book's) Where
5 — The Butcher's Masquerade 17/78 3, 8, 13–15, 20–21, 32, 42, 51, 56, 58–60, 63, 66, 77 · the book's own page
6 — The Eye of the Bedlam Bride 8/74 Ch. 12, Ch. 13, Ch. 19, Ch. 21, Ch. 35, Ch. 36, Ch. 37, Ch. 51 · the book's own page
7 — This Inevitable Ruin 4/89 Ch. 1, Ch. 33, Ch. 36, Ch. 88 · the book's own page

By book

Quasar in book 5 — The Butcher's Masquerade

A Null in a hula-girl tie who appears when Carl says the magic words: lawyers should not exist before the tenth floor, the naked Valtay are the worst, and from now on Carl says nothing to a liaison but 'I want to talk to my lawyer' (ch. 3). A pending suit he called fifty-fifty succeeds (ch. 8), bluffs Sensation (ch. 13), delivers court-ordered messages (ch. 15), gets the injunction (ch. 21), explains Zerzura and Remex the Grand's fall and makes Carl a taxpaying stockholder (ch. 56), and is summoned around a frozen court with a weeping chapter president (ch. 59). He wanted Donut's name on the board, Carl guesses, because everyone else is expected to be dead (ch. 63).

Quasar in book 6 — The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

Thumbs for the Baroness, a firm no on the Captain Enormous story (ch. 35, ch. 36); 'You can't un-lick a butthole that's already been licked' (ch. 51).

Quasar in book 7 — This Inevitable Ruin

'that parking lot above the planet has devolved into a mini warzone' (ch. 1). In a freezing zero zone with a Mongo tie: the Bar Association's thanks, there being 'just about 20,000 crawlers making it to the 10th floor', deals that are all shit but one, the tenth floor's name, and Donut's lawyer, who is Carl's wife (epilogue).