Chapter 16 of 48 · Book 1, Dungeon Crawler Carl

Chapter 16 — The Goblin Copper Chopper

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Opening

» Goblin Copper Chopper with attached sidecar.

Summary

The Goblin Copper Chopper: a crackhead's bicycle with an alligator-skull seat and a steam engine that 'will tell you' when it is about to blow. Carl steals a metric fuck-ton of coal while the engineers reattach the handlebars; Lorelai, blitzed, offers him some fun before he goes.

Rory asks where the meth came from, Donut tells her, and the whole clan roars off to war with the llamas. Alone in the workshop with barrels of funpowder and a boss door, Carl looks at it — 'the ultimate dick move after they'd helped us' — and says yes.

Characters

• Rory and Lorelai — Lorelai's proposition; Rory's war.
• Princess Donut — 'Just like I planned.' Wants another boss box.
• Carl — Decides to kill the chieftain anyway.

Locations

• The goblin workshop — Emptied by the meth war.

Motifs

• Explosives — A bag of dynamite, bombs and grenades from Rory.
• Staying human — The moment Carl knows it is a dick move and does it.