Character · Book 4, The Gate of the Feral Gods

The Sledge

One of two level-35 rock cretins in tuxedos hired as the party's bodyguards at the Desperado Club on the fourth floor, 'about as intelligent as one would expect from someone named Bomo and The Sledge': he dances with Donut on his shoulders, buys her a protection spell with his own money, and ends up in her chat.

Segment appearances

• Chapter 7 — The frog con
• Chapter 10 — Squeeze out the Juice Box
• Chapter 19 — Orren
• Chapter 24 — Samantha
• Chapter 33 — Phase three
• Chapter 34 — Seeding the pond

Arc

Donut's Sledgie: the cretin bodyguard who stands guard with Bomo at the party's booth in the Desperado Club, and likes the Penis Parade too (ch. 7). He is the one who saw Chris sit next to Frank Q at the club's counter, talk, and crush his head, after which Chris was banned from the club (ch. 10). Donut wants to hire him as a mercenary (ch. 24); he is in her chat, which Juice Box is not (ch. 34); and he stands unnecessarily nearby while Carl and Donut worry that the ending will be anticlimactic (ch. 33).