Character · Book 5, The Butcher's Masquerade

The Desperado Club cretins

The Desperado Club's level-35 rock-monster bodyguards: Bomo and the Sledge at Carl and Donut's backs, Clay-ton behind Elle with his arms crossed, and two of them stunned by a woman's spell when a dagger goes into Donut.

Segment appearances

Chapter 1 — The vice principal's office
Chapter 3 — Quasar
Chapter 4 — Golden Throat
Chapter 5 — Zockau
Chapter 7 — Whataburger
Chapter 9 — Just Wait Until Your Daddy Gets Home
Chapter 10 — No dinosaurs of any kind
Chapter 13 — Elites in the trees
Chapter 17 — The security checkpoint
Chapter 21 — CrawlCon
Chapter 35 — Ballroom Blitz
Chapter 56 — Zerzura
Chapter 58 — The last stall in the women's bathroom
Chapter 63 — Enchanted Hammer of Fast Forward
Chapter 64 — The attendant entrance
Chapter 66 — The Sugar Cube
Chapter 72 — Cat-nac the Magnificent
Chapter 74 — All Eyes on Me

Arc

Four now: Bomo, the Sledge, Clay-ton and Very Sullen lumber into the saferoom and a Mercenary Quarters door appears; Bomo and the Sledge stay with Carl and Donut, Very Sullen goes with Katia, and Clay-ton with Chris (ch. 3, ch. 4). On a floor full of NPC cretins nobody notices one of theirs unless they read that he is a member of the Royal Court of Princess Donut (ch. 5); two shells to run under (ch. 5). Carl plans cretin-sized PlayStation controllers for their too-big hands (ch. 10); they are part of a deal (ch. 13); a 90s film with the cubs (ch. 50); the props cart (ch. 64); the servant ballroom (ch. 66); a mainsail raised over thirty raptors (ch. 74).