Character · Book 7, This Inevitable Ruin

Kandy Bigs Newton

A level-29 sluggalo who bursts out of Carl's back outside a god's temple in Club Vanquisher on the ninth floor and puts a hatchet between the Sepsis Whore's eyes — 'Right in the nugget!' — and is credited with a warlord; bulldog-sized, pink-haired, pierced, with a hatchet growing from her head and a teardrop painted on her eye stalk, riding a yak's head and offering an adjutant ten gold. Most of the surviving sluggalos stay with the Princess Posse.

Segment appearances

• Chapter 55 — Head Banger; Milk
• Chapter 56 — Justice Light; the Nest
• Chapter 63 — Into the Madness
• Chapter 65 — Bear Witness
• Chapter 66 — Rolling Battle Formation
• Chapter 67 — Hey, Dickless
• Chapter 68 — The Grease Monkey
• Chapter 69 — Interlude — Several days earlier; Interlude — Rosetta; Zarogoths
• Chapter 70 — City of Broken Dreams
• Chapter 79 — Tart
• Chapter 80 — Inside the dragon
• Chapter 81 — Executive Order 11905
• Chapter 82 — Ursensus

Arc

A level-29 sluggalo who bursts out of Carl's back in a god's temple and puts a hatchet between the Sepsis Whore's eyes — 'Right in the nugget!' — and is credited with a warlord (ch. 54, ch. 55). A teardrop painted into her eye stalk, a hatchet, 'Where the bad guys at?' (ch. 63); 'the chop' for a bleeding prisoner (ch. 68); the Madness throne room taken (ch. 68); ten gold to lick her tail, twelve against the grain (ch. 79). She does not like Li Na for what she did to Sneaky Tyler C (ch. 82).