Character · Book 7, This Inevitable Ruin

The Sledge

One of two level-35 rock cretins in tuxedos hired as the party's bodyguards at the Desperado Club on the fourth floor, 'about as intelligent as one would expect from someone named Bomo and The Sledge': he dances with Donut on his shoulders, buys her a protection spell with his own money, and ends up in her chat.

Segment appearances

• Chapter 13 — The FUPA; a suicide bomber
• Chapter 20 — Christmas Morning; the Ramp-Up
• Chapter 29 — The Bamboozle
• Chapter 31 — Drop troopers; Tripper
• Chapter 32 — King Rust arrives
• Chapter 56 — Justice Light; the Nest
• Chapter 60 — Meatus; the King's Point erupts
• Chapter 62 — A non-team entity
• Chapter 63 — Into the Madness
• Chapter 64 — The crystal shows itself
• Chapter 65 — Bear Witness
• Chapter 66 — Rolling Battle Formation
• Chapter 70 — City of Broken Dreams
• Chapter 75 — Stayfast Ink
• Chapter 78 — The Scavenger's daughter is with us now
• Chapter 84 — And then there were two
• Chapter 85 — Zerzura

Arc

He wanted to name the castle Los Santos (ch. 13); Donut's guard (ch. 20); a missile controller shaped like a game controller (ch. 60); 'I kill for a living' (ch. 62); stuck in the ball while Bomo gets inside (ch. 65). He stares sadly off into nothing, 'the sad rock monster' (ch. 78), casts Zerzura — 'I made a difference?' 'You did' — and disappears with the mercenaries (ch. 85).