Character · Book 8, A Parade of Horribles
Mees Koning 2
Crawler #9,174,929, a half-orc 'Boring Ol’ Mage' with two accidental player-killer skulls, who writes Donut's Banquet page for a minute's kindness before the southern-border battle — 'the first time in my entire life anyone has ever looked at me and said something nice' — and gives her Big-Ass Magnet.
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Arc
Crawler #9,174,929; the minute Donut liked his fangs; Big-Ass Magnet (ch. 62), the spell that pulls every screw to Dong's lance (ch. 66).