Place · from book 2
The Penis Parade
One of the lit signs in the Desperado Club beside Bitches, which Carl takes for the restrooms: the male strip club and brothel, which Mordecai tells Carl and Donut to stay out of.
First appears: Book 2
Series arc
Through book 6
Carl goes in alone: Author Steve Rowland, Dong Quixote, Anaconda, Damascus Steel reading at the dark end of the bar, and a purple-shag cubicle that is a portal to the Guild of Suffering (B6 ch. 23). Its dancers are Astrid's sons and their friends, hired as an army when the club closes (B6 ch. 34).
Through book 2
A lit sign beside Bitches that Carl takes for the restrooms (B2 ch. 15).
Through book 3
Through book 4
Through book 5
A coupon for a dance (B5 ch. 58).
Where they appear
| Book | Chapters they are in (of the book's) | Where |
|---|---|---|
| 2 — Carl's Doomsday Scenario | 1/26 | Ch. 15 · the book's own page |
| 3 — The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook | 2/35 | Ch. 9, Ch. 19 · the book's own page |
| 4 — The Gate of the Feral Gods | 2/35 | Ch. 7, Ch. 8 · the book's own page |
| 5 — The Butcher's Masquerade | 1/78 | Ch. 58 · the book's own page |
| 6 — The Eye of the Bedlam Bride | 8/74 | Ch. 5, Ch. 11, Ch. 19, Ch. 22, Ch. 23, Ch. 33, Ch. 34, Ch. 48 · the book's own page |
By book
The Penis Parade in book 2 — Carl's Doomsday Scenario
A lit sign in the Desperado Club beside Bitches, which Carl takes for the restrooms until he sees the restroom sign (ch. 15).
The Penis Parade in book 3 — The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
The Penis Parade in book 4 — The Gate of the Feral Gods
The Penis Parade in book 5 — The Butcher's Masquerade
A coupon for a dance, and the Penis Palace on a lower floor (ch. 58).
The Penis Parade in book 6 — The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
Anaconda is one of its lead dancers (ch. 5); a coupon for a massage at the Penis Parade or the Penis Palace Back Room Relaxation Spa — the seedier club on the first floor, where Donut usually goes (ch. 11). Katia places it on the top floor of the Desperado Club, its entrance the front for the Guild of Suffering (ch. 19, ch. 22); coins fall like hail and a skinny young crocodilian in a Penis Parade T-shirt gathers them in a bucket (ch. 23); Samantha wonders whether Anaconda is working tonight (ch. 33).