Chapter 11 of 48 · Book 1, Dungeon Crawler Carl
Chapter 11 — The Hoarder
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Opening
I’d chucked the dynamite a pretty good distance into the large room, but I was only a few
Summary
The dynamite kills three dozen bugs and wounds a boss before her fight has started: the Hoarder, a fifteen-foot woman in PINK sweatpants, half her face burned, rising out of the garbage screaming 'Ayúdame por favor.' She was a person. The door reforms, the bars drop, the fighting-game 'Versus' splashes their mugshots, and the Neighborhood Boss music plays.
Donut panic-fires from a garbage pile while Carl loops a dead dog's chain leash round the woman's throat and pulls. When the chain breaks he punches her face in, three, four, five times, as she asks in Spanish to be sent to Jesus. 'And the winner is, The Royal Court of Princess Donut!'
Characters
- The Hoarder — Introduced and killed: the first boss, and a victim.
- Carl — Kills a begging woman with his fists; gets Boss Babe.
- Princess Donut — 'Yeah, that'll be a no.' Fires from the pile; 'You’re doing it!'
Locations
- The First Floor — The Hoarder's garbage room.
Motifs
- The mobs are victims — 'Lo siento si fui una mala persona.'
- Achievements — Boss Babe: 'most often the last achievement they ever receive.'
- Explosives — Explosive Handling, Goblin Explosives, the Gold Crowd Control Box.