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Chapter 11 of 48 · Book 1, Dungeon Crawler Carl

Chapter 11 — The Hoarder

Book: Dungeon Crawler Carl · Part: The First Floor · Previous: Chapter 10 — 4,148,111 · Next: Chapter 12 — Six tiers of bosses · Floor: Floor 1 — The Tutorial · Series: the series

Opening

I’d chucked the dynamite a pretty good distance into the large room, but I was only a few

Summary

The dynamite kills three dozen bugs and wounds a boss before her fight has started: the Hoarder, a fifteen-foot woman in PINK sweatpants, half her face burned, rising out of the garbage screaming 'Ayúdame por favor.' She was a person. The door reforms, the bars drop, the fighting-game 'Versus' splashes their mugshots, and the Neighborhood Boss music plays.

Donut panic-fires from a garbage pile while Carl loops a dead dog's chain leash round the woman's throat and pulls. When the chain breaks he punches her face in, three, four, five times, as she asks in Spanish to be sent to Jesus. 'And the winner is, The Royal Court of Princess Donut!'

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