Essay · Book 1, Dungeon Crawler Carl
Achievements
Every New achievement! line in the text, by chapter — 37 in all.
commentary) is on the chapter page's opening or in the text.
Chapter 2 — The staircase
- Trailblazing Crazy Cat Lady
- Early Adopter
- Empty pockets
- Why aren’t you wearing pants?
- Unarmed combat
- Loner
- Fall into an obvious trap
- You’ve discovered and read an official dungeon sign
Chapter 5 — Inventory and the ratings panel
- You’ve inflicted damage on a mob
- You’ve killed a mob!
- You’ve killed an armed mob with your bare fucking hands!
- You’ve killed a mob a higher level than yourself!
- You’ve entered a guildhall!
- Podophilia!
- Boom!
- Level-Up, Baby!
Chapter 6 — Donut talks
- Loot!
- Oooh, Magic!
Chapter 11 — The Hoarder
- Boss Babe
Chapter 19 — You Monster!
- You Monster!
- War Criminal
Chapter 21 — Bitchmeat!
- Bitchmeat!
Chapter 25 — No gods here
- Two Chicks at the Same Time
Chapter 30 — Floor two
- Borough Boss!
- Bully and a Thief!
- Battlefield Construction!
- This Little Piggy Went to Market!
- You found stairs!
Chapter 33 — Plan Pied Piper
- Wait, Bosses Can Leave Their Rooms?
Chapter 35 — Dragged out by a cat
- Dungeonpreneur
Chapter 39 — The recap
- What goes up
- Like a Moth to the Flame
Chapter 41 — People buckets
- Grease Monkey!
- You call that a trap?
Chapter 46 — The dungeon groans
- I’ll take the ceramic dalmatian, Pat!
- Menagerie!
Chapter 47 — 124.8 trillion
- PETA Enthusiast!