Character · Book 6, The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

Heyzoos

HeyZoos, Uzi Jesus: a unique level-140 totem, origin Ecuador, an anime Christ in a white robe firing an Uzi — 'I am the way, motherfucker' — undead ranged healer with Bullet Hell and Resurrect Totem, given away by Florin because he shot him in the stomach. Fifty per cent compliance and a lie a minute later ('Maybe he's an atheist'); shoots himself in the shoulder; fused into Lazarus; returned as Gold Edition with twin gold Uzis to kill Quan Ch. 'Yeeeee the fuck haw!'

Segment appearances

• Chapter 22 — Uzi Jesus
• Chapter 25 — The crab trap
• Chapter 27 — Phase two rules
• Chapter 28 — Rude-Dolph
• Chapter 29 — Der Schachmeister
• Chapter 39 — Lazarus-A-Bang-Bang
• Chapter 58 — Amayon
• Chapter 60 — The last rampart
• Chapter 68 — Raul's moment
• Chapter 69 — A deity has fallen

Arc

HeyZoos, Uzi Jesus: Florin's gift, the fourth of six totems with the monk seal, the ghommid splitter and Asojano (ch. 22); a unique, though several Jesus variations float around (ch. 25); likely too much to handle, and unable to shoot them in the head in the simulation room (ch. 27). In Donut's hand with Greased Lightning, Stout and Shi Maria (ch. 28) — an announcer's 'Body of Christ!', then his gun emptied into the belly of Shi Maria, summoned beside him (ch. 28); 'Believe in me, Princess Donut' (ch. 29); staring with everyone at the gorgon's dying display (ch. 29); Gold Edition (ch. 58).