Character · Book 7, This Inevitable Ruin

Harpocrates

The supposedly mute god who chases his stolen member across the floor — a slim young kaiju in white-and-gold robes stained red — is stopped by golden ogres at Shanty Town's threshold, conscripted by Li Na into the Princess Posse at level 250, beats Yarilo to death with the ball, and swears, not mute at all, that the Champion of Nekhebit will pay.

Segment appearances

• Chapter 59 — Operation Ruin
• Chapter 60 — Meatus; the King's Point erupts
• Chapter 65 — Bear Witness
• Chapter 66 — Rolling Battle Formation
• Chapter 67 — Hey, Dickless
• Chapter 68 — The Grease Monkey
• Chapter 69 — Interlude — Several days earlier; Interlude — Rosetta; Zarogoths
• Chapter 70 — City of Broken Dreams
• Chapter 71 — Donkey Kong
• Chapter 72 — Diah
• Chapter 73 — An act of fiendish cruelty
• Chapter 74 — Bijanbi
• Chapter 75 — Stayfast Ink
• Chapter 76 — The Oak Fell
• Chapter 77 — Not yet

Arc

The god of silence, summoned by Meatus, who hears a fly's heartbeat and smashes anything loud (ch. 60); he chases his stolen member across the map, is stopped at Shanty Town's threshold by two golden ogres (ch. 70), covers his ears at Lil Wayne (ch. 67), rips a digger in half and marks Donut for death (ch. 68). Seen at last: a slim, young, human-looking kaiju in torn white-and-gold robes stained red (ch. 71). Li Na conscripts him at level 250 into the Princess Posse (ch. 72); he beats Yarilo to death with the ball (ch. 73), throws the ball into the funnel (ch. 75), and, not mute at all, swears vengeance on the Champion of Nekhebit for his beloved cock and leaves (ch. 77). Meatus calls him Daddy (ch. 76).