Character · from book 7
Meatus
A feral god summoned by the Gate: a walking penis who wraps himself around Eris, is caught in Donut's ball, and dies under the Astral Paw crying 'Daddy, help me! I just wanted to sing!' Harpocrates's, it turns out.
First appears: Book 7
Series arc
Through book 8
The cock Donut killed on the ninth floor returns as loot: a Lorena Bobbitt box and a godslayer box, from which his remains come out as smoke and a slamming paw, and nothing is left (B8 ch. 8).
Through book 7
Two beings with one name: a gremlin who stole Harpocrates's 'dink', sewed it on and became a feral god — the member scales to a god's size, is sapient, loud, and loves music (B7 ch. 60). 'I AM FREE, AND YOU CAN’T MAKE ME GO BACK!' (B7 ch. 60); he wraps himself round Eris and is balled up with her, the base end hanging out like the ball forgot to zip up (B7 ch. 66); a flail, then a mace, in his father's hands (B7 ch. 72, B7 ch. 73); 'Daddy, help me!' 'I just wanted to sing!' under the Astral Paw (B7 ch. 76). 'slap-chopped all over the realm' (B7 ch. 77).
In the pantheon
Meatus — a stolen member; song; feral. Listed with the rest of the pantheon on the pantheon page.
Family and enemies
| Relation | With | Source |
|---|---|---|
| stole-from | Harpocrates | B7 ch. 60 |
| summoned | Harpocrates | B7 ch. 59 |
| killed-by | Donut, the Oak Fell | B7 ch. 77 |
Where they appear
| Book | Chapters they are in (of the book's) | Where |
|---|---|---|
| 7 — This Inevitable Ruin | 13/89 | 59–60, 62–63, 65–67, 69, 72–74, 76–77 · the book's own page |
| 8 — A Parade of Horribles | 1/99 | Ch. 8 · the book's own page |
By book
Meatus in book 7 — This Inevitable Ruin
Two beings with one name: a gremlin who stole Harpocrates's 'dink', sewed it on and became a feral god — the member scales to a god's size, is sapient, loud, and loves music (ch. 60). 'I AM FREE, AND YOU CAN’T MAKE ME GO BACK!' (ch. 60); he wraps himself round Eris and is balled up with her, the base end hanging out like the ball forgot to zip up (ch. 66); a flail, then a mace, in his father's hands (ch. 72, ch. 73); 'Daddy, help me!' 'I just wanted to sing!' under the Astral Paw (ch. 76). 'slap-chopped all over the realm' (ch. 77).
Meatus in book 8 — A Parade of Horribles
The cock Donut killed on the ninth floor returns as loot: a Lorena Bobbitt box and a godslayer box, from which his remains come out as smoke and a slamming paw, and nothing is left (ch. 8).