Character · Book 7, This Inevitable Ruin

Garret

Tserendolgor's pet, a tummy acher received for going to CrawlCon: a level-20 lumpy meatball as tall as Carl, no arms, stubby legs, a giggling walk and a single-toothed mouth that could swallow him whole, and a tank for damage. 'People loved the thing.'

Segment appearances

• Chapter 2 — Hosers and achievements
• Chapter 5 — Dante; Sir Rendlegore
• Chapter 6 — Party Planner
• Chapter 7 — Donut Holes; the Semeru dwarf
• Chapter 8 — Larracos, City of Dreams
• Chapter 9 — Juice Box's war room
• Chapter 10 — Hamed's club; the small wedding
• Chapter 11 — Tipid; fifty thousand
• Chapter 12 — The base camp; Tina
• Chapter 13 — The FUPA; a suicide bomber
• Chapter 14 — The flag room and the Ramp-Up
• Chapter 15 — The Rolling Battle Formation Ball
• Chapter 16 — Everly; Glory Bound
• Chapter 20 — Christmas Morning; the Ramp-Up
• Chapter 21 — The southern trenches; rot stickers
• Chapter 22 — Colonel Boomer
• Chapter 23 — Killing in the Name
• Chapter 25 — Empress, you have visitors
• Chapter 26 — Milk; the Empress marked
• Chapter 27 — Gavrilo Princip
• Chapter 28 — Toyotomi; Agatha is looking for Carl
• Chapter 29 — The Bamboozle
• Chapter 30 — Comrades
• Chapter 31 — Drop troopers; Tripper
• Chapter 33 — Parlay
• Chapter 39 — Alliances break; Operation Snake Pit
• Chapter 40 — Little Günter; a dragon chain
• Chapter 47 — Tattoos, and a flower offered
• Chapter 48 — Colonel Prepotente
• Chapter 50 — The Temple of the Dagda
• Chapter 51 — Dark Purpose
• Chapter 56 — Justice Light; the Nest
• Chapter 65 — Bear Witness
• Chapter 67 — Hey, Dickless
• Chapter 68 — The Grease Monkey
• Chapter 69 — Interlude — Several days earlier; Interlude — Rosetta; Zarogoths
• Chapter 70 — City of Broken Dreams
• Chapter 71 — Donkey Kong
• Chapter 72 — Diah
• Chapter 73 — An act of fiendish cruelty
• Chapter 74 — Bijanbi
• Chapter 75 — Stayfast Ink
• Chapter 77 — Not yet
• Chapter 79 — Tart
• Chapter 80 — Inside the dragon
• Chapter 81 — Executive Order 11905
• Chapter 82 — Ursensus
• Chapter 85 — Zerzura
• Chapter 86 — We just need to kill you

Arc

The Used Pet achievement rambles about a pet Carl has not actually adopted yet (ch. 2); Donut, betrayed, asks whether it is Garret — 'You said he died!' — and it is not, yet: half a fist of tummy acher with Linus hair and one tooth, level one, dead five times, memory gone with the fifth. He climbs into Mongo's mouth giggling, bonds over a bowl of chowder — 'Ca, Ca, Ca' — and is named by Louis held up like Simba (ch. 5). Meatball to beach ball in one fight (ch. 15), knee-high in the trenches (ch. 21), level 10 and refusing showers (ch. 29), eating a rhino's boot (ch. 28), gnawing Victory's belt (ch. 73). The Enchanted Tooth Cap of Hi-Yo Silver pulls him to Carl from five kilometres, possibly through walls (ch. 65); Wrecking Ball turns him into a cannonball. Much bigger by the Nest, he giggles over the ridge and takes the back half off Gustavo 3 in a red mist: 'Good boy' (ch. 72). Donut, who thinks him disgusting, will never forget it (ch. 73). He blows bubbles in gore, licks blood off the ground, and says 'Fun' as the nuke goes off (ch. 68, ch. 69, ch. 80).