Character · from book 3
The Sledge
One of two level-35 rock cretins in tuxedos hired as the party's bodyguards at the Desperado Club on the fourth floor, 'about as intelligent as one would expect from someone named Bomo and The Sledge': he dances with Donut on his shoulders, buys her a protection spell with his own money, and ends up in her chat.
Race and class, since book 3: Cretin · Desperado Club bodyguard
First appears: Book 3
Series arc
Through book 4
Still guarding the party's booth at the Desperado Club with Bomo, a third cretin, Very Sullen, added to the team when Katia buys a pass; Donut chats to him over a Shirley Temple and he grumbles happily back (B4 ch. 7).
Through book 3
One of two level-35 rock cretins in tuxedos hired as bodyguards at the Desperado Club, stunned by a spell on the dance floor when it counted (B3 ch. 8), and kept on at Carl's request after Astrid's apology (B3 ch. 9) — who dances with Donut on his shoulders, buys her a protection spell with his own money (B3 ch. 14), wears a cowboy hat and a boa from Penis Parade (B3 ch. 19), and reports Frank's death from her chat (B3 ch. 20).
Where they appear
| Book | Chapters they are in (of the book's) | Where |
|---|---|---|
| 3 — The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook | 7/35 | Ch. 8, Ch. 9, Ch. 14, Ch. 18, Ch. 19, Ch. 20, Ch. 25 · the book's own page |
| 4 — The Gate of the Feral Gods | 6/35 | Ch. 7, Ch. 10, Ch. 19, Ch. 24, Ch. 33, Ch. 34 · the book's own page |
By book
The Sledge in book 3 — The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
Stunned by a spell on the dance floor (ch. 8, ch. 9); kept at Carl's request (ch. 9); Donut dancing on his shoulders; a protection spell bought for her with his own money (ch. 14); a cowboy hat and a boa from Penis Parade (ch. 19). He is in Donut's chat and reports Frank's death and Chris (ch. 20). Carl considers hiring the pair as a tank if Katia leaves (ch. 18).
The Sledge in book 4 — The Gate of the Feral Gods
Donut's Sledgie: the cretin bodyguard who stands guard with Bomo at the party's booth in the Desperado Club, and likes the Penis Parade too (ch. 7). He is the one who saw Chris sit next to Frank Q at the club's counter, talk, and crush his head, after which Chris was banned from the club (ch. 10). Donut wants to hire him as a mercenary (ch. 24); he is in her chat, which Juice Box is not (ch. 34); and he stands unnecessarily nearby while Carl and Donut worry that the ending will be anticlimactic (ch. 33).