Character · from book 7
Kandy Bigs Newton
A level-29 sluggalo who bursts out of Carl's back outside a god's temple in Club Vanquisher on the ninth floor and puts a hatchet between the Sepsis Whore's eyes — 'Right in the nugget!' — and is credited with a warlord; bulldog-sized, pink-haired, pierced, with a hatchet growing from her head and a teardrop painted on her eye stalk, riding a yak's head and offering an adjutant ten gold. Most of the surviving sluggalos stay with the Princess Posse.
Race and class, since book 7: Sluggalo
First appears: Book 7
Series arc
Through book 8
Bigs, told by the Moon Reaper she would drown in fire (B8 ch. 7), rides Old Shuck in a thimble-sized hat (B8 ch. 90) and drives the chicken truck into the arena with the fryer on (B8 ch. 93). Her code: 'unity, support, family, and kneecapping bitches', 'That makes you the bitch', 'Real Gs' (B8 ch. 60). 'We lost Hedy' (B8 ch. 98).
Through book 7
Out of Carl's back with a hatchet into a Sultana's forehead — 'Right in the nugget!' — and credited with a warlord (B7 ch. 54, B7 ch. 55); a teardrop and 'Where the bad guys at?' (B7 ch. 63); a throne room taken (B7 ch. 68); ten gold to lick her tail, twelve against the grain (B7 ch. 79); no friend of Li Na's (B7 ch. 82). She stays (B7 ch. 85).
Where they appear
| Book | Chapters they are in (of the book's) | Where |
|---|---|---|
| 7 — This Inevitable Ruin | 13/89 | 55–56, 63, 65–70, 79–82 · the book's own page |
| 8 — A Parade of Horribles | 17/99 | 7–8, 10, 22–25, 52, 60, 68, 78, 84, 90, 92–94, 98 · the book's own page |
By book
Kandy Bigs Newton in book 7 — This Inevitable Ruin
A level-29 sluggalo who bursts out of Carl's back in a god's temple and puts a hatchet between the Sepsis Whore's eyes — 'Right in the nugget!' — and is credited with a warlord (ch. 54, ch. 55). A teardrop painted into her eye stalk, a hatchet, 'Where the bad guys at?' (ch. 63); 'the chop' for a bleeding prisoner (ch. 68); the Madness throne room taken (ch. 68); ten gold to lick her tail, twelve against the grain (ch. 79). She does not like Li Na for what she did to Sneaky Tyler C (ch. 82).
Kandy Bigs Newton in book 8 — A Parade of Horribles
Bigs, told by the Moon Reaper she would drown in fire (ch. 7), rides Old Shuck in a thimble-sized hat (ch. 90) and drives the chicken truck into the arena with the fryer on (ch. 93). Her code: 'unity, support, family, and kneecapping bitches', 'That makes you the bitch', 'Real Gs' (ch. 60). 'We lost Hedy' (ch. 98).