Character · Book 8, A Parade of Horribles

Kandy Bigs Newton

A level-29 sluggalo who bursts out of Carl's back outside a god's temple in Club Vanquisher on the ninth floor and puts a hatchet between the Sepsis Whore's eyes — 'Right in the nugget!' — and is credited with a warlord; bulldog-sized, pink-haired, pierced, with a hatchet growing from her head and a teardrop painted on her eye stalk, riding a yak's head and offering an adjutant ten gold. Most of the surviving sluggalos stay with the Princess Posse.

Segment appearances

• Chapter 7 — The Moon Reaper
• Chapter 8 — Hats; the Danforth; the godslayer box
• Chapter 10 — Carl's boxes; Rishi's junk
• Chapter 22 — Last place; the princess throne
• Chapter 23 — Plenty of Plenty; Zev reads the script; a note from C&W&U
• Chapter 24 — Akuma's note; half a prayer, half a song; the sock
• Chapter 25 — Fursona; Mario Kart; the hotlist
• Chapter 52 — Interlude: Minus; the key, the upgrades, and Chachi
• Chapter 60 — Real Gs; the scarf
• Chapter 68 — Sam Town; Cascadia's announcement
• Chapter 78 — Damien's announcement; under a thousand
• Chapter 84 — The dachshund walks to the Hairpin
• Chapter 90 — The Vengeance float; Carl leaves the party
• Chapter 92 — Chaco on Lamashtu; the AI's history in four parts; Vengeance
• Chapter 93 — The arena: 'I choose Scolopendra'
• Chapter 94 — Dungeon Boss; the pig in the harness
• Chapter 98 — W-W-W-Winner; Mark of the Damned; the wrong biscuit

Arc

Bigs, told by the Moon Reaper she would drown in fire (ch. 7), rides Old Shuck in a thimble-sized hat (ch. 90) and drives the chicken truck into the arena with the fryer on (ch. 93). Her code: 'unity, support, family, and kneecapping bitches', 'That makes you the bitch', 'Real Gs' (ch. 60). 'We lost Hedy' (ch. 98).