Motif · Book 1, Dungeon Crawler Carl

Carl's bare feet

Carl loses his borrowed Crocs in the first minutes and the AI notices: the Smush skill, the breathy item descriptions, the Enchanted Pedicure Kit of the Sylph, the Platinum Shoe Box. By the second floor his soles no longer feel the ground, his buffs require him barefoot, and the Maestro's parting gift of tactical boots is a taunt.

Segment appearances

• Chapter 3 — Da Tutorial Guild
• Chapter 5 — Inventory and the ratings panel
• Chapter 8 — Rats and Scatterers
• Chapter 10 — 4,148,111
• Chapter 19 — You Monster!
• Chapter 20 — Frank Q
• Chapter 25 — No gods here
• Chapter 30 — Floor two
• Chapter 32 — The pedicure kit
• Chapter 35 — Dragged out by a cat
• Chapter 37 — The janitors
• Chapter 43 — The Maestro explains himself
• Chapter 44 — What Donut overheard

Progression

Carl loses his borrowed Crocs fleeing the dozer (ch. 2) and the AI notices: the goblin engineer he jumps on (ch. 3) earns Podophilia (ch. 5), then the Smush skill read in a breathy voice — 'Your bare, beautiful feet' (ch. 8). He wants shoes; Donut suggests the computer fancies him and they should take advantage. Frank Q's offer of a dead man's pants is the bait in the safe-room trap (ch. 20); Odette explains why no pants ever come — because complaining about them is funny (ch. 29).

By the second floor the joke is a build. This Little Piggy Went to Market pays out a Platinum Shoe Box containing the Enchanted Pedicure Kit of the Sylph (ch. 30) — +15% barefoot damage, unbreakable metatarsals, a trap warning, all conditional on staying barefoot — and Imani has to teach him to use it (ch. 32). The unbreakable buff is what keeps the alchemy table from taking his feet off in the Krakaren blast (ch. 35). The Maestro's tactical boots in his size are therefore a taunt he can see through (ch. 43); and Ralph dies under the sole with a 'Sorry, Ralph' (ch. 45) and a groan from the dungeon (ch. 46).