Character · from book 6

Heyzoos

HeyZoos, Uzi Jesus: a unique level-140 totem, origin Ecuador, an anime Christ in a white robe firing an Uzi — 'I am the way, motherfucker' — undead ranged healer with Bullet Hell and Resurrect Totem, given away by Florin because he shot him in the stomach. Fifty per cent compliance and a lie a minute later ('Maybe he's an atheist'); shoots himself in the shoulder; fused into Lazarus; returned as Gold Edition with twin gold Uzis to kill Quan Ch. 'Yeeeee the fuck haw!'

Race and class, since book 6: Undead

First appears: Book 6

Series arc

Through book 8

Uzi Jesus comes back as Eris's pet: a robot action figure with a toy Uzi who climbs her dress in Hungry Eyes, says hello to Carl, and asks to go and kill Florin — 'He gave me up!' (B8 ch. 35). In the arena he fires pop-pop-pop at the heap of Scolopendra's goo and pokes the frozen Donut with his gun (B8 ch. 97).

Through book 6

Florin's gift (B6 ch. 22); his gun emptied into the belly of Shi Maria, summoned beside him (B6 ch. 28); 'Believe in me, Princess Donut' (B6 ch. 29); Gold Edition (B6 ch. 58).

Through book 7

A 1970s Death Cult Leader alpha card with Uzi Jesus's voice on the barracks roof (B7 ch. 31); a Veriluxx Real Pet Companion toy on Zander's shelf that suggests starting a church (B7 ch. 88).

Where they appear

Book	Chapters they are in (of the book's)	Where
6 — The Eye of the Bedlam Bride	10/74	22, 25, 27–29, 39, 58, 60, 68–69 · the book's own page
7 — This Inevitable Ruin	2/89	Ch. 31, Ch. 88 · the book's own page
8 — A Parade of Horribles	4/99	Ch. 7, Ch. 35, Ch. 64, Ch. 97 · the book's own page

By book

Heyzoos in book 6 — The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

HeyZoos, Uzi Jesus: Florin's gift, the fourth of six totems with the monk seal, the ghommid splitter and Asojano (ch. 22); a unique, though several Jesus variations float around (ch. 25); likely too much to handle, and unable to shoot them in the head in the simulation room (ch. 27). In Donut's hand with Greased Lightning, Stout and Shi Maria (ch. 28) — an announcer's 'Body of Christ!', then his gun emptied into the belly of Shi Maria, summoned beside him (ch. 28); 'Believe in me, Princess Donut' (ch. 29); staring with everyone at the gorgon's dying display (ch. 29); Gold Edition (ch. 58).

Heyzoos in book 7 — This Inevitable Ruin

A 1970s Death Cult Leader alpha card with Uzi Jesus's voice on the barracks roof (ch. 31); a Veriluxx Real Pet Companion toy on Zander's shelf that suggests starting a church (epilogue).

Heyzoos in book 8 — A Parade of Horribles

Uzi Jesus comes back as Eris's pet: a robot action figure with a toy Uzi who climbs her dress in Hungry Eyes, says hello to Carl, and asks to go and kill Florin — 'He gave me up!' (ch. 35). In the arena he fires pop-pop-pop at the heap of Scolopendra's goo and pokes the frozen Donut with his gun (ch. 97). He is the size of the cocaine dolls (ch. 64); of the goo: 'There’s a lot of people’s auras inside that thing' (ch. 97).