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Motif · from book 1

Sponsorship

A program announced as the second floor opens — three patron slots for every crawler, auctioned on the fourth, fifth and sixth floors — and open to early bids from the third: outside powers bid to sponsor a crawler, and a generous sponsor, Mordecai says, might grant a crawler something that raises a skill; 'remember to be as entertaining as possible!'

First appears: Book 1

Series arc

As of book 8. Announced as the second floor opens, open to early bids on the third, opened on the fourth: outside powers bid to sponsor a crawler, advertise on the feed and send benefactor boxes. The Valtay, a princess and a princess first; second sponsors at the highest bid in the series' history; a third who is the Krakaren by another name; box after box sent to other crawlers addressed to Donut; a waste company that was the Crest all along; a market in gods for the war. Book 8: the Donut Holes' contested win of Donut's open slot, Tupa newly sponsored 'by some rich asshole', Eris still unsponsorable, and Linus's yacht a spy's cover. The rows below are the program by book.

Open threads

Status is open or resolved; the chapter after it is the last one that moved the thread.

Thread Opened Status
Fifty thousand former crawlers in a garbage freighter B6 ch. 73 open · B8 ch. 27 — Lexis: the ship 'is decked out in enhancement-zone weaponry that actually works now that the AI has escaped containment'; the Network took every major ship in orbit in a day.
Sponsorship: who is still bidding B8 ch. 41 open — The program has thinned to a contested auction for Donut's open slot, a rich asshole's bid on Tupa, an unsponsorable Eris and a Syndicate soother who came down under his dead brother Linus's name (B8 ch. 52, B8 ch. 72); the last benefactor box was the Apothecary's, for Donut, in the war. The Plenty sponsored Carl 'at the behest of our partner', whom Gamori does not name (B8 ch. 29). Whether the sponsors bid again past the eleventh floor, and what the Apothecary wanted for its boxes.
The hammer and the stick: a seven, and a Book of Lore B5 ch. 63 resolved · B6 ch. 38 — The Book of Lore for the Bahamas answered: the eighth floor's four starting choices included the Bahamas and Florida, and Rosetta's Miami message steered them to the Keys and a homeless shelter, not the Bahamas. The seven stamped on the hammer and the stick is not explained here.

All threads: Open threads.

Through book 1

Mordecai's patrons, who sponsor a crawler by buying boxes and alone can send Benefactor Boxes (B1 ch. 4); Odette's five, a record then (B1 ch. 29); the AI's change as the second floor opens — three patron slots, each auctioned for a day as the fourth, fifth and sixth floors open, from a one-credit bid, better boxes for a higher bid (B1 ch. 31); Borant's cash grab, in Mordecai's words (B1 ch. 36); 'a lot of interest already' (B1 ch. 39); Zev's 'deity sponsorship' aside (B1 ch. 44).

Through book 2

Announced in a patch note: the program begins on the fourth floor, early bids are open now, 'remember to be as entertaining as possible!' (B2 ch. 7).

Through book 3

Bidding opens with the floor; the Valtay, Princess D'nadia and Princess Formidable become the party's sponsors; the first benefactor boxes hold a pill, goggles and one bolt (B3 ch. 1, B3 ch. 11, B3 ch. 12, B3 ch. 13, B3 ch. 15, B3 ch. 29).

Through book 4

Second sponsors: the pacifists for Carl, Veriluxx for Donut at the highest bid in the series' history, the Squim Conglomerate for Katia (B4 ch. 7); a product sample that must be seen used and an infomercial (B4 ch. 7, B4 ch. 18); benefactors building an item over five floors (B4 ch. 9); Maggie sponsored twice by the Skull Empire and armed through a saferoom (B4 ch. 14); Emberus a locked god no one may sponsor (B4 ch. 31); the Maestro's grenade thrown at Quan (B4 ch. 31); a politburo's warning that antics affecting sponsors will not be tolerated (B4 ch. 34); an anonymous sponsor paying every hunter's entry fee (B4 ch. 33).

Through book 5

Final slots open (B5 ch. 1); a third sponsor who is the Krakaren by another name (B5 ch. 16); the Valtay dropped by a regency change and a replacement auctioned (B5 ch. 19); a winner who could not pay (B5 ch. 40); a goat that bleats and leaves (B5 ch. 41); matching wards against vampires from two sponsors who are clearly working together (B5 ch. 43). Then boxes sent to other crawlers turn out to be for Donut (B5 ch. 57): five gifts from the Apothecary routed through five crawlers over a denied appeal, two of them stamped with a hidden seven, and only Katia's beanie meant for its recipient (B5 ch. 63); Everly's curse on Dictum Waystation Controls (B5 ch. 64); Donut's sponsor, now Empress D'Nadia, judging the talent show and pet contest and promising no favouritism (B5 ch. 66); a note on Laundry Day and a promised replacement potion (B5 ch. 76); Carl welcomed to Faction Wars as a sponsor himself, of the Princess Posse (B5 ch. 77); the sponsors' conspiracy to break a floor, and a hat given away that would have saved Katia from a crown (B5 ch. 78).

Through book 6

A sponsor appearing as herself (B6 ch. 17); Donut sold to a waste company (B6 ch. 29); a scroll of worship from Princess Formidable (B6 ch. 19); a benefactor box seized and overridden (B6 ch. 48); the garbage company's celestial box (B6 ch. 72) — which was the Crest all along (B6 ch. 73).

Through book 7

Long Haul Biological Waste Management Solutions, and a cancellation for conflict of interest (B7 ch. 3, B7 ch. 11); Dictum Waystation Controls' dead end (B7 ch. 16); Theia sponsored on Carl's behalf by Rectrix (B7 ch. 49, B7 ch. 55); Nami surgically remade as Hekla to drive Eris (B7 ch. 62); pilots who may no longer refuse their summons (B7 ch. 61); Huanxin inside Eileithyia, and out of her (B7 ch. 86). A benefactor box for Donut from the Apothecary (B7 ch. 75). Eris, freed, has lost her sponsor and can no longer be sponsored this season (B7 ch. 76).

Through book 8

The Donut Holes win the auction for Donut's open sponsorship slot, with a court case pending on whether to allow it (B8 ch. 1); Tupa is newly sponsored 'by some rich asshole' (B8 ch. 41); Eris is still unsponsorable (B8 ch. 35); Minus takes Linus's identity as his cover (B8 ch. 52).

The bids

The system's own sponsorship notices: bids opened, sponsors named and sponsors lost.

Book Chapter What
3 B3 ch. 1 bidding opened Crawler #4,122
3 B3 ch. 11 sponsor named The Valtay Corporation
4 B4 ch. 1 bidding opened Crawler #4,122
4 B4 ch. 7 sponsor named The Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network, Intergalactic NFC
5 B5 ch. 1 bidding opened Crawler #4,122
5 B5 ch. 16 sponsor named The Apothecary
5 B5 ch. 19 sponsor lost The Valtay Corporation
6 B6 ch. 17 sponsor named Huanxin Jinx of the Grixist Swarm, CEO of Icon Industries
7 B7 ch. 86 sponsor named Huanxin Jinx of the Grixist Swarm, CEO of Icon Industries

Where they appear

Book Chapters they are in (of the book's) Where
1 — Dungeon Crawler Carl 3/48 Ch. 4, Ch. 36, Ch. 44 · the book's own page
2 — Carl's Doomsday Scenario 2/26 Ch. 7, Ch. 26 · the book's own page
3 — The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook 10/35 1, 6, 11–13, 15, 29, 32–34 · the book's own page
4 — The Gate of the Feral Gods 12/35 1, 5, 7–9, 12–14, 17, 30, 33–34 · the book's own page
5 — The Butcher's Masquerade 20/78 1, 3, 16, 21, 33–34, 40–41, 43, 47–49, 52, 55, 57, 60, 62–63, 76–77 · the book's own page
6 — The Eye of the Bedlam Bride 11/74 17, 19, 29, 35, 48–49, 51, 55, 60, 66, 72 · the book's own page
7 — This Inevitable Ruin 10/89 3, 11, 16, 49–50, 55, 62, 75–76, 86 · the book's own page
8 — A Parade of Horribles 2/99 Ch. 1, Ch. 70 · the book's own page

By book

Sponsorship in book 1 — Dungeon Crawler Carl

Mordecai, in the tutorial guild: patrons — usually organisations, not individuals — sponsor a crawler by buying boxes, and only patrons can send Benefactor Boxes (ch. 4). Odette had five sponsors on her own crawl, a record at the time (ch. 29). As the second floor opens the AI announces the change: every crawler limited to three patrons, each slot auctioned for one day as the fourth, fifth and sixth floors open, every slot available from a bid of one credit, and the more a patron pays, the more and better Benefactor Boxes (ch. 31). Mordecai calls it Borant's cash grab, money it does not see until the season is over (ch. 36); the AI reports 'a lot of interest already in the new patron-bidding program' (ch. 39); Zev mentions in passing that a hostile government could 'spring for a deity sponsorship this season' (ch. 44).

Sponsorship in book 2 — Carl's Doomsday Scenario

Announced in a patch note: the sponsorship program does not officially begin until the fourth floor, but potential sponsors may place early bids now, so 'remember to be as entertaining as possible!' (ch. 7). Mordecai mentions it among the patch notes (ch. 13); Mordecai puts Donut's fight with the dogs after the third round of sponsorships, 'so on or after the sixth' (ch. 21).

Sponsorship in book 3 — The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

Bidding on Crawler #4,122 opens as the floor does (ch. 1); Zev's plans depend on how it goes (ch. 6); the first sponsors arrive on the second day, when bidding closes — the Valtay Corporation for Carl, Princess D'nadia for Donut, Princess Formidable for Katia — with a Sponsorship tab that lets a crawler write to a sponsor but not hear back (ch. 11, ch. 12, ch. 13). The first benefactor boxes follow: a pill, a pair of goggles, one bolt (ch. 13, ch. 15, ch. 29). The Maestro, Carl guesses, bailed on his own sponsorship of Grull after being ejected (ch. 34).

Sponsorship in book 4 — The Gate of the Feral Gods

Second sponsors: the pacifists for Carl, Veriluxx for Donut at the highest bid in the series' history, the Squim Conglomerate for Katia (ch. 7); a product sample that must be seen used and an infomercial (ch. 7, ch. 18); benefactors building an item over five floors (ch. 9); Maggie sponsored twice by the Skull Empire and armed through a saferoom (ch. 14); Emberus a locked god no one may sponsor (ch. 31); the Maestro's grenade thrown at Quan (ch. 31); a politburo's warning that antics affecting sponsors will not be tolerated (ch. 34); an anonymous sponsor paying every hunter's entry fee (ch. 33).

Sponsorship in book 5 — The Butcher's Masquerade

Final slots open (ch. 1); a third sponsor who is the Krakaren by another name (ch. 16); the Valtay dropped by a regency change and a replacement auctioned (ch. 19); a winner who could not pay (ch. 40); a goat that bleats and leaves (ch. 41); matching wards against vampires from two sponsors who are clearly working together (ch. 43). Then boxes sent to other crawlers turn out to be for Donut (ch. 57): five gifts from the Apothecary routed through five crawlers over a denied appeal, two of them stamped with a hidden seven, and only Katia's beanie meant for its recipient (ch. 63); Everly's curse on Dictum Waystation Controls (ch. 64); Donut's sponsor, now Empress D'Nadia, judging the talent show and pet contest and promising no favouritism (ch. 66); a note on Laundry Day and a promised replacement potion (ch. 76); Carl welcomed to Faction Wars as a sponsor himself, of the Princess Posse (ch. 77); the sponsors' conspiracy to break a floor, and a hat given away that would have saved Katia from a crown (epilogue).

Sponsorship in book 6 — The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

A sponsor appearing as herself (ch. 17); Donut sold to a waste company (ch. 29); a scroll of worship from Princess Formidable (ch. 19); a benefactor box seized and overridden (ch. 48); the garbage company's celestial box (ch. 72) — which was the Crest all along (epilogue).

Sponsorship in book 7 — This Inevitable Ruin

Long Haul Biological Waste Management Solutions, and a cancellation for conflict of interest (ch. 3, ch. 11); Dictum Waystation Controls' dead end (ch. 16); Theia sponsored on Carl's behalf by Rectrix (ch. 49, ch. 55); Nami surgically remade as Hekla to drive Eris (ch. 62); pilots who may no longer refuse their summons (ch. 61); Huanxin inside Eileithyia, and out of her (ch. 86). A benefactor box for Donut from the Apothecary (ch. 75). Eris, freed, has lost her sponsor and can no longer be sponsored this season (ch. 76).

Sponsorship in book 8 — A Parade of Horribles

The Donut Holes win the auction for Donut's open sponsorship slot, with a court case pending on whether to allow it (ch. 1); Tupa is newly sponsored 'by some rich asshole' (ch. 41); Eris is still unsponsorable (ch. 35); Minus takes Linus's identity as his cover (ch. 52).