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Motif · from book 1

The chat

The » Name: lines: where Carl talks to people who are not in the room. A handful of voices at first — Donut, Zev, Brandon from Meadow Lark — and the way a party becomes a network.

First appears: Book 1

Series arc

As of book 8. The » Name: lines: where Carl talks to people who are not in the room. Four voices and fifty-two lines in book 1, about half of them Donut's capitals; a rule in book 2, a handshake in person before two crawlers can talk; a network by policy from book 3 — 'I want to get into everybody's chat' — and the party's command channel by book 4; the show listening in for a fee, then not; a Warlord Chat above it for the war, 1,047 lines and forty-four voices, the last of them Justice Light's goodbye. Book 8: 641 lines and thirty-two voices, private messages turned off, a dead man's last message answered, a war mage let in by a fist bump, a dachshund misspelled 'Karl', a pig who discovers it, and Samantha writing from Sheol. 4,504 lines and nearly ninety voices across the eight books; the ledger below counts them by book.

Open threads

Status is open or resolved; the chapter after it is the last one that moved the thread.

Thread Opened Status
The chat: who is left in it B8 ch. 99 open — Private messages are off for the tenth floor and the party's channel holds thirty-two voices in book 8; its last line is Samantha's from Sheol, in the chat of a party of nineteen. Whether the channel survives the arena's rule changes, whether the private messages come back, and who else writes in from outside the dungeon.

All threads: Open threads.

Through book 1

The party menu's chat option, shown to Donut in B1 ch. 15 — 'Using the chat is quite enjoyable to me' — and used in capitals from then on: fifty-two lines across the book from four voices, about half of them hers. Brandon An, the Meadow Lark maintenance man Carl met at the encampment (B1 ch. 22), is the first crawler outside the party heard in it (B1 ch. 37), and the first thing learned about it is its edge — of the party behind the gate, Brandon: 'We couldn't talk using the party chat, not with the ones in there' (B1 ch. 22). Zev opens 'a special chat channel' for interviews (B1 ch. 36), and in B1 ch. 47 Zev uses it to say the viewer feed has 'been acting funky all day'.

Through book 2

219 lines, seven voices. Mordecai, a manager now, is in it from B2 ch. 4 and takes it over — sixty-seven lines, second only to Carl's ninety-one — and Zev's twenty-five are the show's side; the busiest hours are B2 ch. 9 and B2 ch. 20. The rule of the thing is stated: two crawlers can talk 'only after we both initiated the chat handshake, which had to be done in person' (B2 ch. 21), so a fist bump puts Bautista's name on Carl's list (B2 ch. 23); a post to the whole group draws 'Dozens of responses' (B2 ch. 25); Katia is in it by B2 ch. 24; and Donut blocks Quan Ch 'after he called us assholes' — 'You need to rule with an iron paw' (B2 ch. 26).

Through book 3

376 lines, fifteen voices: Elle (B3 ch. 10) and Imani (B3 ch. 12) arrive, with Bautista, Donita Grace, Ronaldo Qu and Gwendolyn Duet; densest in B3 ch. 6 and B3 ch. 22. Carl makes it policy — 'I want to get into everybody's chat', so that 'we can create a network where we can all pass information much more easily' (B3 ch. 14) — and reads it at night in place of the Louis L'Amour he traded away (B3 ch. 15). The show reaches in: 'For a small fee, all viewers may now subscribe to your private messages between other crawlers' (B3 ch. 29). On the last night, Gwendolyn Duet: 'Now clear the chat' (B3 ch. 31).

Through book 4

618 lines, twenty-four voices. A group message to bubble 543 finds Gwendolyn Duet, renamed 'Gwen' in the chat interface to save half a screen (B4 ch. 2); 'I knew the chat was public now, but I didn't care' (B4 ch. 5). Samantha, Louis, Firas, Li Jun, Gideon and Chris join, and Chris says he will not use it — 'I take damage if I use the chat feature' (B4 ch. 14) — though he writes in it from the temple (B4 ch. 29); Zev, demoted to social media manager, cannot be messaged 'unless I open the chat' (B4 ch. 12), and Loita's twenty lines are the sponsors' voice. The densest chapters are the command hours, B4 ch. 29 and B4 ch. 34, and a god's arrival leaves the main window 'filled with panicked people' (B4 ch. 28).

Through book 5

684 lines, twenty-one voices: Florin, Li Na, Britney, the Sledge, Bomo and Miriam Dom join, and Samantha, already in it on the fifth floor, writes again from B5 ch. 22. Samantha's fifty-two lines are all capitals, and Donut mutes 'her ability to chat' (B5 ch. 17); the eavesdropping subscription ends, though 'Borant reserves the right to take your conversations and play them during any and all non-live broadcasts' (B5 ch. 8); Miriam Dom calls for help from the forest with Prepotente frozen beside her, unable to 'use the chat' (B5 ch. 43, B5 ch. 47). The masquerade's last hours run on it: B5 ch. 72 and B5 ch. 73 are the book's densest chapters.

Through book 6

867 lines, thirty voices, from the prologue on, where Odette opens a chat window and Uzzi and Mordecai argue in the group chat under a falling timer (B6 ch. 0). Imani's 'Everybody check in' opens the floor (B6 ch. 1); Prepotente, Odette, Osvaldo, Chaco, Eileithyia, Ren, Paz, Armita and Sister Ines join; Katia runs the card list in it (B6 ch. 8) and the deck debate lives there (B6 ch. 28); Louis has blocked Samantha, she says (B6 ch. 26). The Desperado Club night and the broken stairwells are its busiest hours (B6 ch. 32, B6 ch. 61), and its last line goes out under Carl's name from whoever is wearing him: 'If I am unsummoned, Carl will die' (B6 ch. 71).

Through book 7

1,047 lines, forty-four voices — the war's operations channel, with a second one above it: 'You have one important message in the Warlord Chat', 'a special message board where all officers could talk' (B7 ch. 1). Rosetta's first line is a warning, 'Don't say anything out loud. They're still listening' (B7 ch. 11); Florin puts the FUPA up in it and 'in seconds there were dozens of animated responses' (B7 ch. 13); Boomer, Justice Light, Juice Box, Epitome Tagg, Baroness Victory and the warlords have lines, and 'Warlord Carl' is a name of its own from 'Oh, fuck off' on (B7 ch. 19). Densest at B7 ch. 59, B7 ch. 69 and B7 ch. 81; the last line is Justice Light's: 'I am not sorry. Peace to you all, brothers and sisters' (B7 ch. 87).

Through book 8

641 lines, thirty-two voices. Justice Light's last message arrives dead and 'A response to his message appeared on the group chat' (B8 ch. 1); Prepotente's warning (B8 ch. 3); Carl goes through his messages for everything known about the arena (B8 ch. 14); private messages are off for the floor — Donut: 'If they hadn't turned off our ability to send private messages' (B8 ch. 28); 'the chat exploded' at Carl's account of the war mage, and Donut is in it 'laying it out for everyone' (B8 ch. 36, B8 ch. 39). A fist bump puts Akuma in Carl's chat (B8 ch. 39); Chachi gets her nickname for the cut-and-paste (B8 ch. 53); the system misspells a dachshund 'Karl' (B8 ch. 82); Penny discovers the channel — 'HOW AM I TYPING THIS?' (B8 ch. 93); Samantha messages from Sheol: 'HI, LOUIS! I SEE YOU IN CHAT' (B8 ch. 99). Densest at B8 ch. 92, B8 ch. 73 and B8 ch. 88.

The roster

Everyone who speaks in the chat through book 8: 107 voices, 4,540 lines. Ordered by first heard; a name links where the person has a page at this level.

Voice First heard B1 B2 B3 B4 B5 B6 B7 B8 Lines
Donut B1 ch. 15 25 32 71 95 135 139 219 124 840
Carl B1 ch. 20 22 91 146 237 274 300 309 159 1,538
Brandon An B1 ch. 37 2 · · · · · · · 2
Zev B1 ch. 47 3 25 17 22 38 34 25 12 176
Mordecai B2 ch. 4 · 67 27 61 25 69 33 40 322
Brandon B2 ch. 8 · 1 1 · · · · · 2
Katia B2 ch. 24 · 2 21 71 46 65 30 · 235
Quan Ch B2 ch. 24 · 1 · · · · · · 1
Bautista B3 ch. 6 · · 19 1 · 4 2 · 26
Daniel B3 ch. 6 · · 1 · · · · · 1
Elle B3 ch. 10 · · 35 13 13 32 39 60 192
Imani B3 ch. 12 · · 28 19 23 48 18 50 186
Donita Grace B3 ch. 14 · · 3 · · · · · 3
Porter T B3 ch. 15 · · 1 · · · · · 1
Mei W B3 ch. 15 · · 1 · · · · · 1
Ronaldo Qu B3 ch. 31 · · 3 · · · · · 3
Gwendolyn Duet B3 ch. 31 · · 2 1 · · · · 3
Gwen B4 ch. 2 · · · 16 · · · · 16
Louis B4 ch. 6 · · · 10 12 12 38 25 97
Loita B4 ch. 7 · · · 20 · · · · 20
Morris B4 ch. 10 · · · 10 · · · · 10
Firas B4 ch. 11 · · · 7 5 · · · 12
Langley B4 ch. 12 · · · 2 · · · · 2
Tran B4 ch. 27 · · · 2 · 2 4 3 11
Vadim B4 ch. 27 · · · 4 · · · · 4
Tserendolgor B4 ch. 28 · · · 4 3 · · · 7
Chris B4 ch. 29 · · · 5 2 · 2 3 12
Low Thi B4 ch. 29 · · · 4 · · · · 4
Morris Sp B4 ch. 29 · · · 2 · · · · 2
Bobby B4 ch. 29 · · · 1 · · · · 1
Emberus B4 ch. 32 · · · 1 · · 1 1 3
Li Jun B4 ch. 33 · · · 3 1 2 11 · 17
Samantha B4 ch. 34 · · · 4 52 49 32 4 141
Gideon B4 ch. 34 · · · 3 6 · · · 9
Bomo B5 ch. 5 · · · · 2 · 3 · 5
Miriam B5 ch. 9 · · · · 3 · · · 3
Quasar B5 ch. 13 · · · · 2 · 1 · 3
Miriam Dom B5 ch. 43 · · · · 11 · · · 11
Florin B5 ch. 60 · · · · 6 9 31 37 83
Li Na B5 ch. 60 · · · · 6 7 23 · 36
Britney B5 ch. 67 · · · · 1 · 22 1 24
Sledge B5 ch. 70 · · · · 18 · 5 · 23
Odette B6 ch. 0 · · · · · 23 · · 23
Armita B6 ch. 0 · · · · · 8 · · 8
Chaco B6 ch. 0 · · · · · 7 · · 7
Uzzi B6 ch. 0 · · · · · 1 · · 1
Ren B6 ch. 5 · · · · · 7 · · 7
Sister Ines B6 ch. 6 · · · · · 8 · · 8
Paz B6 ch. 6 · · · · · 4 · · 4
Anton B6 ch. 6 · · · · · 2 · · 2
Eileithyia B6 ch. 17 · · · · · 3 · · 3
Zeynep B6 ch. 32 · · · · · 1 · · 1
Prepotente B6 ch. 52 · · · · · 12 14 35 61
Rezan B6 ch. 61 · · · · · 8 · · 8
Mandla B6 ch. 61 · · · · · 5 · · 5
Osvaldo B6 ch. 62 · · · · · 1 1 17 19
Jurgen B6 ch. 62 · · · · · 3 2 6 11
Yvonne Vu B6 ch. 62 · · · · · 2 · · 2
Baroness Victory B7 ch. 1 · · · · · · 15 · 15
Rosetta B7 ch. 11 · · · · · · 48 7 55
Tipid B7 ch. 12 · · · · · · 13 2 15
Juice Box B7 ch. 19 · · · · · · 13 · 13
Architect Houston B7 ch. 19 · · · · · · 2 · 2
Justice Light B7 ch. 20 · · · · · · 18 1 19
Boomer B7 ch. 24 · · · · · · 12 · 12
Kiwi B7 ch. 30 · · · · · · 2 · 2
AJ Pavrimax B7 ch. 35 · · · · · · 3 · 3
Huggles B7 ch. 35 · · · · · · 1 · 1
Volteeg B7 ch. 35 · · · · · · 1 · 1
Stalwart B7 ch. 39 · · · · · · 6 · 6
Edgar B7 ch. 45 · · · · · · 5 · 5
Zhang B7 ch. 51 · · · · · · 5 2 7
Bodi B7 ch. 64 · · · · · · 3 · 3
Burcu B7 ch. 68 · · · · · · 1 · 1
Toyotomi B7 ch. 70 · · · · · · 2 · 2
Bret S B7 ch. 70 · · · · · · 2 · 2
Dong B7 ch. 75 · · · · · · 2 · 2
Epitome Tagg B7 ch. 78 · · · · · · 12 · 12
Warlord Donut B7 ch. 78 · · · · · · 6 · 6
Akuma B7 ch. 78 · · · · · · 3 · 3
Track B8 ch. 3 · · · · · · · 7 7
Hazards B8 ch. 3 · · · · · · · 7 7
Distance B8 ch. 3 · · · · · · · 6 6
Environment B8 ch. 3 · · · · · · · 5 5
Driver B8 ch. 3 · · · · · · · 1 1
Navigator B8 ch. 3 · · · · · · · 1 1
Special Rules B8 ch. 6 · · · · · · · 4 4
Chiyome B8 ch. 20 · · · · · · · 3 3
Bonus Difficulty B8 ch. 24 · · · · · · · 1 1
New B8 ch. 26 · · · · · · · 1 1
Orren B8 ch. 28 · · · · · · · 6 6
Prime Minister Victory B8 ch. 28 · · · · · · · 4 4
Lexis B8 ch. 29 · · · · · · · 2 2
Final Level B8 ch. 31 · · · · · · · 3 3
Drawing B8 ch. 31 · · · · · · · 3 3
Associated Spell B8 ch. 31 · · · · · · · 2 2
Jasha B8 ch. 32 · · · · · · · 1 1
Total Distance B8 ch. 51 · · · · · · · 1 1
Splash Zone B8 ch. 55 · · · · · · · 2 2
Bucket Boy B8 ch. 59 · · · · · · · 3 3
Dong Quixote B8 ch. 59 · · · · · · · 1 1
Pontiff B8 ch. 79 · · · · · · · 4 4
Karl B8 ch. 82 · · · · · · · 10 10
Bigs B8 ch. 92 · · · · · · · 3 3
Makana B8 ch. 92 · · · · · · · 1 1
Penny B8 ch. 93 · · · · · · · 12 12
Rules B8 ch. 93 · · · · · · · 1 1

Where they appear

Book Chapters they are in (of the book's) Where
1 — Dungeon Crawler Carl 10/48 4, 15, 20, 22, 27, 37, 39–41, 45 · the book's own page
2 — Carl's Doomsday Scenario 7/26 Ch. 1, Ch. 6, Ch. 19, Ch. 21, Ch. 23, Ch. 25, Ch. 26 · the book's own page
3 — The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook 5/35 Ch. 1, Ch. 14, Ch. 15, Ch. 31, Ch. 32 · the book's own page
4 — The Gate of the Feral Gods 10/35 1–2, 5, 12, 14, 29–30, 32–34 · the book's own page
5 — The Butcher's Masquerade 13/78 1, 6, 15, 17, 34, 47–48, 52, 62, 67, 72–73, 78 · the book's own page
6 — The Eye of the Bedlam Bride 9/74 0, 8, 15, 26, 28, 32, 61, 64, 71 · the book's own page
7 — This Inevitable Ruin 14/89 4, 13, 20–21, 47, 56–57, 60, 63, 66–67, 69, 73, 81 · the book's own page
8 — A Parade of Horribles 9/99 1, 11, 14, 36, 39, 72, 78, 84, 88 · the book's own page

By book

The chat in book 1 — Dungeon Crawler Carl

The party menu's chat option, shown to Donut in ch. 15 — 'Using the chat is quite enjoyable to me' — and used in capitals from then on: fifty-two lines across the book from four voices, about half of them hers. Brandon An, the Meadow Lark maintenance man Carl met at the encampment (ch. 22), is the first crawler outside the party heard in it (ch. 37), and the first thing learned about it is its edge — of the party behind the gate, Brandon: 'We couldn't talk using the party chat, not with the ones in there' (ch. 22). Zev opens 'a special chat channel' for interviews (ch. 36), and in ch. 47 Zev uses it to say the viewer feed has 'been acting funky all day'.

The chat in book 2 — Carl's Doomsday Scenario

219 lines, seven voices. Mordecai, a manager now, is in it from ch. 4 and takes it over — sixty-seven lines, second only to Carl's ninety-one — and Zev's twenty-five are the show's side; the busiest hours are ch. 9 and ch. 20. The rule of the thing is stated: two crawlers can talk 'only after we both initiated the chat handshake, which had to be done in person' (ch. 21), so a fist bump puts Bautista's name on Carl's list (ch. 23); a post to the whole group draws 'Dozens of responses' (ch. 25); Katia is in it by ch. 24; and Donut blocks Quan Ch 'after he called us assholes' — 'You need to rule with an iron paw' (epilogue).

The chat in book 3 — The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

376 lines, fifteen voices: Elle (ch. 10) and Imani (ch. 12) arrive, with Bautista, Donita Grace, Ronaldo Qu and Gwendolyn Duet; densest in ch. 6 and ch. 22. Carl makes it policy — 'I want to get into everybody's chat', so that 'we can create a network where we can all pass information much more easily' (ch. 14) — and reads it at night in place of the Louis L'Amour he traded away (ch. 15). The show reaches in: 'For a small fee, all viewers may now subscribe to your private messages between other crawlers' (ch. 29). On the last night, Gwendolyn Duet: 'Now clear the chat' (ch. 31).

The chat in book 4 — The Gate of the Feral Gods

618 lines, twenty-four voices. A group message to bubble 543 finds Gwendolyn Duet, renamed 'Gwen' in the chat interface to save half a screen (ch. 2); 'I knew the chat was public now, but I didn't care' (ch. 5). Samantha, Louis, Firas, Li Jun, Gideon and Chris join, and Chris says he will not use it — 'I take damage if I use the chat feature' (ch. 14) — though he writes in it from the temple (ch. 29); Zev, demoted to social media manager, cannot be messaged 'unless I open the chat' (ch. 12), and Loita's twenty lines are the sponsors' voice. The densest chapters are the command hours, ch. 29 and ch. 34, and a god's arrival leaves the main window 'filled with panicked people' (ch. 28).

The chat in book 5 — The Butcher's Masquerade

684 lines, twenty-one voices: Florin, Li Na, Britney, the Sledge, Bomo and Miriam Dom join, and Samantha, already in it on the fifth floor, writes again from ch. 22. Samantha's fifty-two lines are all capitals, and Donut mutes 'her ability to chat' (ch. 17); the eavesdropping subscription ends, though 'Borant reserves the right to take your conversations and play them during any and all non-live broadcasts' (ch. 8); Miriam Dom calls for help from the forest with Prepotente frozen beside her, unable to 'use the chat' (ch. 43, ch. 47). The masquerade's last hours run on it: ch. 72 and ch. 73 are the book's densest chapters.

The chat in book 6 — The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

867 lines, thirty voices, from the prologue on, where Odette opens a chat window and Uzzi and Mordecai argue in the group chat under a falling timer (ch. 0). Imani's 'Everybody check in' opens the floor (ch. 1); Prepotente, Odette, Osvaldo, Chaco, Eileithyia, Ren, Paz, Armita and Sister Ines join; Katia runs the card list in it (ch. 8) and the deck debate lives there (ch. 28); Louis has blocked Samantha, she says (ch. 26). The Desperado Club night and the broken stairwells are its busiest hours (ch. 32, ch. 61), and its last line goes out under Carl's name from whoever is wearing him: 'If I am unsummoned, Carl will die' (ch. 71).

The chat in book 7 — This Inevitable Ruin

1,047 lines, forty-four voices — the war's operations channel, with a second one above it: 'You have one important message in the Warlord Chat', 'a special message board where all officers could talk' (ch. 1). Rosetta's first line is a warning, 'Don't say anything out loud. They're still listening' (ch. 11); Florin puts the FUPA up in it and 'in seconds there were dozens of animated responses' (ch. 13); Boomer, Justice Light, Juice Box, Epitome Tagg, Baroness Victory and the warlords have lines, and 'Warlord Carl' is a name of its own from 'Oh, fuck off' on (ch. 19). Densest at ch. 59, ch. 69 and ch. 81; the last line is Justice Light's: 'I am not sorry. Peace to you all, brothers and sisters' (ch. 87).

The chat in book 8 — A Parade of Horribles

641 lines, thirty-two voices. Justice Light's last message arrives dead and 'A response to his message appeared on the group chat' (ch. 1); Prepotente's warning (ch. 3); Carl goes through his messages for everything known about the arena (ch. 14); private messages are off for the floor — Donut: 'If they hadn't turned off our ability to send private messages' (ch. 28); 'the chat exploded' at Carl's account of the war mage, and Donut is in it 'laying it out for everyone' (ch. 36, ch. 39). A fist bump puts Akuma in Carl's chat (ch. 39); Chachi gets her nickname for the cut-and-paste (ch. 53); the system misspells a dachshund 'Karl' (ch. 82); Penny discovers the channel — 'HOW AM I TYPING THIS?' (ch. 93); Samantha messages from Sheol: 'HI, LOUIS! I SEE YOU IN CHAT' (epilogue). Densest at ch. 92, ch. 73 and ch. 88.